
Colour TV - The Dawn
Of Glam Television
It's no coincidence that Britain embraced Glam at precisely the
moment that colour TV sets became affordable. It was a visual
revolution which would see metaphorical blood shed, and a new
order arise.
Out went any series which looked great in black and white but
lacked the imagination to capitalise on the potential of colour
images; Andy Pandy, Lamb Chop and Bill And Ben stood no chance
against the Glam appeal of Crystal Tipps And Alistair, The Wombles
(pop stars, even) and Follyfoot. Any series which had previously
been set-bound had to find it ways out onto the streets to fully
exploit the Technicolor splendour of the new telly.
Being relatively new and thus brave and brash, ITV had the
Glammest of Glam TV shows. The BBC might have had the writing
talent (Steptoe &
Son, Till Death Us Do
Part, Whatever
Happened To The Likely Lads?), but the commercial channel had the
fish 'n' chips eating, Woodbine-smoking, narrow ambitions of the
Great British public in their writers' minds.
ITV knew how to work
the glitz, captured the ready-rubbed seaside humour which was just
beginning to work its package-flight way to the Costa del Sol.
The BBC had history, but ITV had the day. The world was
changing, and ITV was determined not just to watch it change, but
it wanted to be a part of that change. On The Buses undoubtedly
had the sharpest, smartest producer in independent television.
Spy shows had it made: airports, hotels, palm tress, casinos,
electronic gadgetry were all crammed into such early outposts of
Glam TV as The Saint,
The Baron, Man In A
Suitcase, Crane and
The Avengers. The heroes, who would operate in a different
international location for each episode, were all suitably
ambiguously employed. The Baron was a jet age antique dealer who
owned exclusive shops in London, Paris and Washington and also
worked as an undercover agent for the police and government.
Roger Moore's Brylcreemed Simon Templar in The Saint, who was a
kind of freelance instrument of justice, easily made the
transition to colour via various international ports, while the
lesser-known Crane was a Moroccan-based smuggler who owned a
rundown café in Casablanca.
The Avengers, which had made a name for itself in the Sixties
by employing surreal black and white images in dazzling arrays of
technical wizardry, sexy female leads in black leather and white
Lotus Elans and the odd (indeed) car chase, and run its course by
the early Seventies. It did return at the end of Glam as The New
Avengers, but with the wrong exotic location (Canada) and wrong
car - Purdey's rust-prone Triumph TR7 - but with a kitsch appeal
all of its own.
The fact is, of course, that it didn't matter what the heroes
and heroines of the Glam shows actually did or how they were paid,
as long as they were living lives beyond the norm. With the coming
of colour, the life was there to be witnessed and copied:
Department S, The Protectors,
The Prisoner, The
Champions, The Persuaders, all offered views to a Glam new world.
The ultimate in Glam heroes left the successful Sixties spy
series Department S in 1971. Jason
King, gloriously played by the
Figaro-moustached Peter Wyngarde, was a ludicrous rake who
operated as a most unlikely international best-selling
author-come-counter-espionage agent. Of course, this was entirely
a front for his true occupation: that of a bizarrely besuited Glam
clothes horse. King/Wyngarde was arguably the only character in
television history (in human history!), born to wear spearpoint
collared shirts, bulbously knotted ties and pin-striped suits that
flared into absurdity.
Although, sadly, Jason King clones were rarely spotted walking
down the local High Street, they did appear as photographic models
in every Unisex hairdressers in the land; as pencil drawings on
small advertisements for brushed denim flares which appeared in
the rear end of the tabloids; and as the gravel-voiced hero in no
small number of soft porn movies. Curiously, Jason King also seems
to appear on a million Seventies wedding photographs. He is
usually some distant uncle or friend of a friend who was never
heard of again.
One of the most natural resting homes for Glam would be the
British sitcom. Every a patchy genre, it spent a good deal of the
Sixties directly opposing the notion of Glam or glamour. There was
no trace, for instance, in Steptoe And Son (unless you count the
fact that Elton John chose Hercules as his middle moniker because
it was the name of the Steptoe's horse).
But with the advent of colour, On The Buses and
Love Thy
Neighbour offered a brash streetwise Glam, while Clement and La
Frenais' Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Perfectly
encapsulated the everyday tension abroad in a Britain not long
over rationing, where town centres still offered views into Second
World War bomb craters and the unions held swap over the
Government.
Terry and Bob were the two faces of a country enjoying boom
(Glam) and recession (glum) in quick succession. Terry was old
Labour, old Britain, content with a few pints, birds and football,
an eternal Lad; Bob was the flared-lapelled, fat tie-wearing
social climber moving into his first, newly-built home with wife
and new Vauxhall Viva.
On the opposite coast of England, beginning
in 1969, Carla Lane's garishly clad Liver Birds had started to
hint at a new-found feminist freedom. Created as something of a
distaff The Likely Lads, the two girls, Beryl and Dawn, raged
through a late Sixties Liverpool, embarrassing the male population
which torrents of striking sexual innuendo.
Sex was a major ingredient in Glam. It was as if Britain had
suddenly discovered sexual innuendo and was determined to see how
far it could go. All the way, was the naturally smutty answer.
Sex was a recurring theme of Glam sit-comedy and it was never
more nakedly apparent than in the mighty Man About The House
(1973-1976), in which Chrissy (Paula Wilcox) and Jo (Sally
Thomsett) were forced to share an Earls Court flat with the man
that many considered to be the luckiest person alive, catering
student Robin Tripp (Richard O'Sullivan).
The situation, in which
the two girls had to initially conceal Tripp's presence from
snooping landlord George Roper, was merely the backdrop for
light-hearted sexual banter which, by later standards, seems
astonishingly blatant.
Strangely, despite the obvious glamour of the girls, it was
Robin who made the most lasting impression. Heavily side burned
and strikingly garbed in denim coats, roller penny-collared shirts
with patchwork patters, Oxford bags and platform shoes, Robin
Tripp was the perfect example of street level Glam.
Man About The
House produced two spin-offs, both of which contained hints of
Glam. In Robin's
Nest, Tripp had set up a restaurant with his
live-in girlfriend, Vicky (Tessa Wyatt, the ex-Mrs Tony
Blackburn), which continued the trendy domestic situation while
George Roper and his wife moved to leafier areas to chastise each
other in George And Mildred - played by Yootha Joyce, who was
quite the epitome of pink lampshade 'n' frills suburban Glam.
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