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THE BAND

Calvin Hayes 
Keyboards/Drums
Mike Nocito 
Guitar/Bass
Clark Datchler 
Vocals/Keyboards
Phil Thornalley 
Vocals/Guitar

Johnny Hates Jazz


Purveyors of super-slick pop, this UK band derived their unusual name from a friend called Johnny, who - you guessed it - literally did not like jazz.

The line-up featured Calvin Hayes (son of producer extraordinaire and RAK label supremo, Mickie Most), Mike Nocito and Clark Datchler (son of former Stargazers member Fred Datchler). 

Datchler was later replaced by multi-instrumentalist Phil Thornalley.

Thornalley (an ex member of The Cure) had co-written the band's unsuccessful RAK single in 1986, Me & My Foolish Heart, but could not front the band as he was busy producing Robbie Nevil at the time. 

Hayes brought in ex-Hot Club team-mate Datchler, and some expensive suits.

At the end of the year, the new line-up signed with Virgin and released the (Datchler penned) follow-up Shattered Dreams. The song was a UK Top 5 hit during 1987 and fared even better in the USA where it narrowly failed to top the Billboard singles chart.

The band members went on to write for and produce many of the chart-bothering acts of the 1990's and beyond.