The Sweet
Of all the trash Glam bands, The Sweet were the glammest. No
question. They had the best make-up, the best idiot clothes, the
best bouffant nonsense hair, the best pout to the camera - and the
best tunes. (We're not including Suzi
Quatro in any of this, you understand.)
Maybe the best thing about The Sweet was that they looked like
the sort of boys you'd have found in a Birmingham pub knocking out
old R&B standards, all sweaty and pints of beer, T-shirts and
jeans . . . but, of course, they weren't like that at all.
Formed in 1969 as Wainwright's Gentlemen, they turned into
psychedelic bubblegum merchants
Sweetshop before dropping the psychedelic (and the 'shop') bit
when it went out of fashion... er, I mean when they found their
true musical niche.
The Sweet were the Glam Rock
band. Comprising singer Brian Connolly (he of the long blonde
feather-cut), guitarist Andy Scott, bassist Steve Priest and
drummerboy Mick Turner, The Sweet signed to RCA and were the first
band to be taken under the protective wings of the song writing
team of Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman.
Together they pumped out a string of hits: Funny Funny
(1971), Co-Co (1971), Alexander Graham Bell
(1971), Poppa Joe (1972), Little Willy (1972), Wig
Wam Bam (1972), Blockbuster (1973), Hellraiser (1973),
Ballroom Blitz (1973) and Teenage Rampage
(1974).
How many Glam bands (or any other type of bands, for that
matter) would have thought of getting a top hit out of a paean to
the man who invented the telephone? Not many, surely.
The Sweet were crass, playful, absurdly glamorous and curiously
macho. There they'd stand on Top
Of The Pops knocking out one of their nonsense, plasticky
hits in the Glammest outfits that you could imagine. High-heeled
boots, glitzy and satin and glitter and, of course, the tightest
trousers you could think of - Trousers that made their crotches .
. . well, split in two. Little Willy? Not bloody likely!
For the first few years, they were tat. The songs were plastic,
manufactured tat. Put them next to the likes of Chicory
Tip and you'd have been pushed hard to see the difference. And
then something happened. They suddenly became overt. In 1972,
Mecca banned them from playing concerts in their clubs because of
the 'sexually overt stage act'.
Infamy assured, they went on to be one of the genre's only real
supergroups. They sold 50 million records and at their height
lived the rock 'n' roll life to the full. Notorious consumers of
things to make you feel good, they burned. Connolly typified their
excess, buying a huge mansion in Surrey, a £250,000 yacht and
employing a full-time gardener, maid and chauffeur.
In December 1974, The Sweet had a brainwave - something that's
generally not a good idea for anyone. It's something that's
definitely never a good idea for a pop group. They decided to
split from Chinn and Chapman and write their own songs. They'd
rumbled about doing something like this before. They'd written
their own b-side in the past and, in an effort to placate them,
Chinn and Chapman had altered their writing style.
Suddenly, their songs rocked. That run of four songs from Blockbuster
to Teenage Rampage, that's a body of work that you'd
be proud of. It was like an overnight conversion. Really, it went
from you the viewer being embarrassed when they were on TOTP to
sitting there, hoping, praying that they'd be on.
One of their first fruits of that was the crackin', zingin' Blockbuster
with its sirens and rockin' guitar and Jean Genie
riff. Blockbuster was THE SONG. Blockbuster should
have been adopted as the national anthem. (The idea of The Queen
turning to the camera, pouting 'We just haven't got a clue what to
do' - it's too delicious for words.)
Blockbuster was like... Every generation has its song.
Rock Around The Clock, Anarchy In The UK, Fool's
Gold, Blockbuster. Honest, it was that good! Really,
and I don't mean any disrespect here, but The Sweet should have
died in a plane crash after Blockbuster.
If they'd taken the smart career move, the musical would never
have left the West End. Listen, they can make a musical out of
Buddy, some geek in glasses, think of what they could have done
with The Sweet.
The thing with Blockbuster was that it was the
zeitgeist. It was exactly the right song at exactly the right
time. Bolan's Ride A White Swan
might have been more iconoclastic, Bowie's
Ziggy Stardust might have been more dramatic, Roxy's
Virginia Plain might have been the best debut single ever
(before or since) but Blockbuster . . . It was like you
need a pint of milk so you go to a pint of milk shop and buy a
pint of milk. We needed Blockbuster and, right on time,
there she was.
They upped the ante all right, and Chinn and Chapman rose to
the challenge. Next up was Ballroom Blitz with its
comical Joan Crawford opening - Brian inquiring "Are you
ready, Steve?... Are you ready Mick?... Are you ready Andy?...
Well, let's goooooo" and Hellraiser.
How many dance floors rocked to the sound of The Sweet? How
many times did you hear that air raid siren that welcomed in Blockbuster
and rush to the dance floor? (Well rush as well as you could
in five-inch heels.) And then . . . "We're proper musicians .
. . we're creative artistes . . . wanna do our own stuff".
Yeah, and record it on Dolby.
And that, really, was the end of The Sweet. At least it is as
far as we're concerned.
OK, so they scored with Fox On The Run in 1975, but
the hits dried up as they sought to ' gain acceptance as proper
musicians'. They went to America and tried to reincarnate as a
heavy metal group, but mostly they ended up playing the rock star
and taking advantage of all things that life has to offer a young
rock star.
Punk eventually swept Glam away and The Sweet's 'new direction'
(Judas Priest wannabes) went pear
shaped.
Nevertheless, their 1978 album Level Headed
produced arguably their strongest studio album, spawning a
transatlantic hit in Love Is Like Oxygen.
Jettisoning the rock bombast of their earlier material in favour
of CSN-style harmonies (Dream On),
a flirtation with Disco (California
Nights, Strong Love) and a shot of post-punk
experimentation (Air On A Tape Loop), this was The Sweet
searching for a new sound and finding several.
The Sweet started life as a comical bubblegum group doing
comical pop songs and ended life as a bunch of old bickering
sadsters, but for a brief, glorious period they burned brighter
than bright and were the starriest star in the sky. That should be
enough for anyone.
Fittingly, when they blew up, they blew up big time and the
whole thing ended in bitter acrimony - alcohol, arguments and
early death (not the sort of thing we need go into here - You want
to know about all that, go find a Sweet biography). Later, Steve
Priest said: "We were drinking too much and taking too many
drugs - which seemed to be a good idea at the time". I'm sure
it did Steve. But it wasn't.
Remember them this way; It's 1973 and The Sweet are on Top
Of The Pops performing Blockbuster. The camera
closes in on Steve Priest, who's wearing so much make-up that
Boots had to create a new range just for him, he turns and mouths
the classic Glam aside - "We just haven't got a clue what to
do". It was so camp you could have put it in a field and
slept in it. Perfect.
Brian Connolly had a fatal heart attack on 9 February
1997.
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