K-Tel
K-Tel were famous for their TV commercials pitching their
mass-market compilation LPs and tapes and their household
'gadgets'. Everything they sold was labelled "As advertised
on TV" as if that were a big selling point. K-Tel compilation
albums had groovy titles like Dynamite, Soul Motion and Super Bad.
. . all with "20 Original Hits - 20 Original Artists"
(albeit edited down to around 2 minutes each).
Some of the legendary K-Tel products included the Fishin'
Magician, Buttonmatic, Pattie-stacker (huh?), Brush-o-matic, Hair
Magician . . . and the daddy of them all - the pinnacle of 20th
Century technology, the K-Tel Record Selector (which allegedly
worked "like a computer"!) and the equally scientific
Cassette Selector.
How exactly did this marvel of vinyl-picking convenience work?
Well, quoting from the back cover of a 1975 K-Tel album;
"Record Selector and Cassette Selector is the modern method
of storing and selecting your favourite music. Simply place your
albums in the Record Selector and cassettes in the Cassette
Selector, move the first one forward and the others will follow
automatically.
When the Selector reaches the album or cassette you wish to
play, simply remove the album or cassette and return the rest to
their starting positions. When you wish to replace your record or
cassette in the Selector, again flip the the first one
forward."
"The others will automatically flip slowly forward and the
Selector will stop where the album or cassette was removed. It can
then be replaced". Now you can understand the comparison to a
computer!
The Record Selector was capable of holding 24 records and the
Cassette Selector 20 cassettes.

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