Pete Myers - 'The Mad Daddy'
Pete Myers (aka "The Mad Daddy") was the wildest Disc Jockey
from America's golden age of Rock & Roll radio - a cat who drove
around in a pink Pontiac wearing a Dracula cape and 'Batty Bucks'
(bat-winged sneakers).
The greatest scientist of the 20th Century, Albert Einstein, was
estimated to have had an IQ of 160 - that's officially 'Genius' on the
measuring scale of human intelligence. Pete Myers boasted an IQ of
172, ranking him higher than Einstein, in the 'High Genius' category.
The difference though, is that Einstein used his flabbergasting gray
matter to quantify the theory of relativity while the mentally
superior Myers spent his intellect inventing hepcat teenspeak like
"zoomeratin'", "atom-smashin'", "wavy
gravy" and "mello jello".
Myers was first and foremost a failed thespian (studying at one
time at RADA in London), though whatever acting ability he possessed
definitely aided him as a broadcaster. During a stint in the US Army,
he convinced the North Korean enemy that they were about to be
attacked by a giant sea monster with a frighteningly convincing
'Mayday!' transmission. It was prankster tendencies like these which
were to serve him well when making the transition to commercial radio
upon his discharge from the forces.
His ghoulishly brilliant 'Mad Daddy' first appeared on Cleveland's
WHK in 1958. Working without a script, Myers' cackling, express-paced
banter between hot waxings from the likes of Link Wray and Howlin'
Wolf was like listening to verbal diarrhea being spun into poetic
gold. These ingenious, effects-drenched rhymes ("roopity doopity
skippity flop!"), skits about "winky blinky juice",
screwball dedications ("howdy doody little stinkers!") and
bizarre advertisements for his show's sponsors were all completely
improvised.
Sadly,
Myers' talents were hindered by a professional restlessness and the
constant nagging of bigger, frustrated ambitions. An attempt to break
into television - presenting a late-night horror show - failed; his
insistence on being filmed upside down like a bat hanging from the
ceiling proved just too weird for audiences to stomach. Worse, when he
broke his radio contract by signing a deal with a rival station, The
Mad Daddy was served with an injunction banning him from the airwaves
for three months. Desperate to stay in the public eye, he retaliated
by parachuting into a lake dressed as Zorro!
Such derring-do ensured he remained a legend in Cleveland, but when
Myers decided to take his Mad Daddy act to the Big Apple his career
took a nosedive. After his first show on the city's WNEW in June 1959,
the corporation was flooded with phone calls and letters of complaint.
What had been funny in Cleveland was deemed "idiotic" by
audiences in New York. It would be four years before Myers had the
nerve to revive his Mad Daddy routine again, by which time he and the
other original Rock & Roll shock-jocks had sadly passed their
sell-by date.
Myers persevered in radio for another five years, until October 4,
1968; the day he took an antique shotgun into his Upper East Side
bathroom, turned the barrel upon himself and blew the zoomeratin',
mello jello, Mad Daddy's brains - all 172 IQ of them - out of his
skull.
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