Scalextric

Launched in 1958 by Minimodels, Scalextric promised to "bring the excitement of motor racing right into your home where children and adults alike can enjoy the thrill of the race". The advertisements also claimed that "the cars travel at a scale speed of 130 mph on the straight" - yeh, right.

Putting the Scalextric set up was almost as much fun as playing with it - you had to spend four hours setting the thing up, and then had to spend an hour disassembling the thing because you couldn’t work out which part of it wasn’t working . . .

And then you would spend another hour putting it back together, and then it still wouldn’t work, because the absurdly flimsy power connectors were bent, or the “brushes” on the bottom of the cars had frayed, or the thing was just a poorly put together piece of @*%!.

Invariably, with the exception of the electricity-free Hot Wheels, any toy racing car set would be played with approximately once, and then put into a high cupboard. 

The reason for this was usually a combination of the hassle it took to set up, and/or a disgruntled parent exclaiming “I don’t want that thing cluttering up the living room”. Then why did you buy it for us, idiot?

Within weeks, the controllers would find use as guns in some impromptu backyard war game, and the cars - track remaining safely in the box - would be forced along the carpet, or thrown against skirting boards in order to simulate traffic accidents.