 The Golden Shot
1 9 6 7 - 1 9 7 5 (UK)
This
long-running Saturday night game show was originally hosted by
genial Canadian singer Jackie Rae, but most famously by Bob
Monkhouse (pictured at right) with the assistance of The Golden
Girls - Carol Dilworth, Andrea Lloyd and Anita Richardson
initially, all easily out-shone by regular helper Anne Aston, who
thought that one and one made eleven, even though she had a maths
A-level.
The show originated from Switzerland and featured contestants
selected from home viewers and the studio audience.
The contestants had to guide a blindfolded cameraman on the
studio 'tele-bow' (pictured below) and instruct him when to fire
at picture targets.
Home viewers did so by telephone in view of their TV set and
studio contestants from a phone booth in the ATV studio watching a
monitor.
A
typical game would commence with the immortal words from Bob,
"Bernie, the bolt!". The following inexact instructions
from the contestant to the blindfolded cameraman would follow;
"Up a bit . . . left a bit . . . right a bit . . .up a bit .
. . up a bit . . . down a bit . . .FIRE!"
The show became extremely popular in 1968 when it settled into
its regular Sunday tea-time slot and attracted 17 million viewers.
"We did it live 52 weeks a year", said Monkhouse,
"and something went wrong on every show. Everything that
could go wrong did and everything that couldn't possibly go wrong
did"
Bob Monkhouse stayed with the show until 1971 when Norman
Vaughan took over before being succeeded by Charlie Williams, who
looked as comfortable as a hedgehog crossing the M1. It wrecked
Williams' career and Monkhouse was asked back in 1974 to give The
Golden Shot a final boost.
Interestingly,
the original Bernie the Bolt's full name was . . . Derek Young.
The first host, Jackie Rae, had to repeat one line eight times in
each show - the word of instruction to the technician to load the
dangerous tele-bow and simultaneously warn the studio of the fact
that the weapon was armed.
"Heinz, the bolt!" was the original command. When Bob
Monkhouse took over in 1967 he increased the number of times to
load the tele-bow from eight to fifteen. But a lucky chance saved
Bob from finding 57 ways of saying 'Heinz'. Heinz went home.
He stayed long enough to train an ATV technician (Derek Young).
"Grand", Bob said. "Derek, the bolt - that sounds
lousy. Lets make it alliterative. What's funny and begins with
B?" .
Colin
Clews, the producer, favoured "Basil", while Mr
Monkhouse himself liked "Bartholomew". But they were
reckoning without the man himself. Derek liked "Derek".
"Well you think of a name that begins with B and won't
embarrass you" said Bob. And Bernie it became.
When the now successful series was moved from ATV's Borehamwood
studios to Birmingham it meant that Derek Young had to train a
Midlands-based technician. "What name are you going to call
the armourer now?" asked Derek.
'Well, Bernie, of course. We can't change the catchphrase.'
'But I'm Bernie the Bolt.' . . . He gave in with a shrug and said,
'Well, that's show business.'"
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