It's a Knockout

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"Eight lovely dollybirds, eight wobbly jellies and eight Minis"

It's A Knockout was once described as 'a competition to perform the pointless in the quickest possible time'. 

The origin of this TV Olympiad of inter-town rivalry dates back to a 1954 BBC TV program called Top Town which presented a series of amateur and semi-professional variety performers from different cities in Britain.

It's a Knockout presented a similar format but this time with amateur athletic teams in crazy costumes competing in absurd games. Commentators were Eddie Waring, David Vine and Stuart Hall.

The program was one of the BBC's most popular shows in the 1970s, attracting up to 19 million viewers who watched teams get muddy while tackling greasy poles, log-rolling and bungee runs - "and Scunthorpe are going to play their joker on this one" . . .

The games rarely made any sense and Hall's explanations usually only made matters worse. They certainly couldn't have been designed to help either participant or viewer: "You've got a guy here who's going to go up a slope with a balloon and he's going to give it to his mate and you've got to go like dynamite".

The best games, though, always involved water or foam . . .

An international version of the game for European countries started in 1967 and was called Jeux Sans Frontieres.

In 1987 there were adverse comments about loss of dignity when the three youngest of the Queen's children attempted to sound a populist note by appearing in a special It's A Knockout program for charity. 

Royal guests stormed out of press meetings when the questioning became hostile and the experiment was not repeated.

Eddie Waring died in 1986.

The series was revived in 1999, but did not command the same clout as the original - partly because it was shown on Channel 5, but mostly because it was hosted by Keith Chegwin who, clearly, was no Stuart Hall.

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Eddie Waring
David Vine
Stuart Hall
Keith Chegwin